You Lie Punkie on Toe?

"What?" I asked, glancing up from the tattered US magazine I was reading at the nail salon. "You lie punkie on toe?" she repeated. What the hell was she saying, and why was she bothering me? I was doing some important reading... did you know that Kim Kardashian is just like us!? She shops for cell phones! I decided my pedicurist was asking if I wanted another coat of polish, and so I said yes thank you and turned back to my magazine. Did you know that celebrities also eat pizza? Man, they really are just like us! A few minutes later, I was just finishing up another article about supermom Angelina when she said "Ah done". "Thank you" I automatically replied and then glanced down at my feet. Oh Wow. Why was there a sparkly orange blob on my big toe? And then it hit me... she had been asking if I wanted a bedazzled pumpkin design on my toe. Of course. So yes, I have a sparkly pumpkin design on my toe, and yes I'm out an extra $10 bucks (in case you were wondering what those designs go for these days), but luckily it's been cold out lately, and not really open toed shoe weather. Plus, I think I learned an important lesson that day at the salon, which is that I should not go see the movie "Life as We Know It", bc US Weekly only gave it two stars, and if they only gave it two stars....it must be bad.