There are so many ways to class it up these days, but for those of you who need a hint, there's an easy way to fake it. The city of Beverly Hills is creating a new perfume to well, smell like Beverly Hills. That's right, you too can smell like Botox injected, cold-hard cash. People, it time to get classy up in here.
You: Spritz-spritz
Classy Lady: My what is that scent you are wearing? It is so succulent, so heavenly, so robust...It reminds me of the first time I laid eyes on the Hope Diamond. Or the time my cabana boy wore a diamond-encrusted tankini.
You: Oh, why thank you, but this is no scent, this is l'eau de moi*
*That's french for the perfume of me, try to keep up.
2 comments:
please keep me posted on when this perfume hits the stores. I have been looking for a way to smell like breast implants and liposuction but without the added cost of going under the knife...
Dear Reader, SSBB will be sure to inform you upon the debut of the Bev Hills perfume cloud. Also I we have gotten (a stinky) wind that Justin Beiber is also coming out with his own perfumes - so that could be up your ally also.
Sincerely,
SSBB
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