"Done Helpin"
SCENE 1
Aibileen and Minnie are busy at work preparing for what it appears will be a large formal dinner party in a very fancy home.
NARRATOR: Been almost 10 years since we published all our stories in the book. Ms. Skeeter went off to New York and never come back, but she always remember to send us our checks. That book sold like hot cakes flipped in a Crisco greased cast iron pan. Lordy, I done never thought I would see that much money in my life! Minnie and I decided we needed us a break from helpin all those whiney white ladies. So we tooks our money and we decide to invest it in a buziness of our own. We opened the best cafe in town. Both colored folks and white people come from miles away to get Minnie fried chicken. One man come all da way crossin two state lines to do his eatin there. This man had a white mustache that look somethin ridiculous. He come in almost every other week always talkin some business about bein in the army an waivin around his cane like a crazy person. Minnie and I never pay him much mind, until one day he tell us he wanna buy the exclusive right to Minnie's fried Chicken recipe to take on back with him to Kentucky. Now we is millionaires!
Minnie and Aibileen finish setting the extravagant dinner table in what we now realize is their mansion (bc they are millionaires duh). It looks like they have enough food to feed 20 guests, but its just the two of them.
AIBILEEN: (saying grace) Dear Lord thank you for this meal. You is kind. You is smart. You is important. Amen.
MINNIE: Amen. Guess who I seen at the store? Uh, huh!
AIBILEEN: Who?
MINNIE: I said guess!
AIBILEEN: Gimme a clue.
MINNIE: She white, she mean, and she like to eat things that comes out of my butt.
AIBILEEN: I don't know, who?
MINNIE: She got red hair, a bad attitude and she genuinely enjoys eating my poop,
AIBILEEN: I don't know. I give up.
MINNIE: She love her some of my mooshy diarrhea and her name Miss Hilly.
AIBILEEN: (laughing) Oh Minnie, you and your shit pie! I never get sick of people bringin that up.
THE END
